Friday Funnies

1) How to not walk bow-legged after getting a pre-vacation bikini wax. When you catch yourself walking bow-legged, stop.
2) According to Adam: you shouldn't eat pie at someone's house if it's already been partially eaten. Someone may have rubbed snot on it...or rubbed their ballsack on it. True story. I told him if that's true, I've eaten a lot of ballsack and snot in my life.
3) Dear person driving slow in front of me when I'm late: if I rear end you, it may not be an accident. Just so you know.