Tuesday, June 24, 2014

A Beautiful Mess Indeed

I decided to try an overnight cold brew iced coffee, and opted for a recipe found on A Beautiful Mess.

Her recipe calls for the usual coffee to water ratio, but adds two tablespoons of spices - cinnamon, nutmeg, or ginger or a combination of the three. The addition of spices won me over.

I brewed mine last night with two tablespoons of cinnamon, and added two tablespoons of sweetened condensed milk this morning. It was heaven in a cup! Unfortunately, none of these blogs warn you how MESSY it is to filter the cold brewed coffee the next morning! I'm sure I can find a more effective solution moving forward -I'll definitely be doing this again!

Notes: The recipe calls for 5 oz of coffee to 2.5 quarts water. I only had a pitcher that held 2 quarts, so I used 4 oz. I don't have a food scale (I hope to rectify that soon!), so I measure out 1 1/4 cups of ground coffee for the 4 oz. I used this chart to help me determine the proper ratio.

Other Note: This makes a coffee concentrate! Dilute it to your taste, otherwise you may be so over-caffeinated you'll feel like the top of your head will vibrate off. I speak from experience.

I know you need caffeine sometimes but don’t even fucking think about reaching for a RedBull or 5-Hour Energy. I will slap that shit out of your hand so quick you won’t know whatthefuck happened. Energy drinks are toxic and fucking expensive. Money doesn’t grow on trees; coffee does. Don’t waste your time in a fucking line and spend your hard earned cash on something you can make while you’re sleeping. Cold brewed coffee is also way less acidic, making this easier on your stomach. SO GRAB A CUP OF THIS SIMPLE SHIT AND SEIZE THE GODDAMN DAY. 

COLD BREWED COFFEE
¾ cup ground coffee (whatever you got is fine)
3 ½ cups cold water
Put the coffee grounds in the bottom of a large container. If you like coffee with some fucking bite, add another ¼ cup of grounds. Slowly pour the water over the grounds and stir. Make sure all the grounds get wet because sometimes there are weird dry pockets and then you’re just wasting fucking coffee. Let this sit in the fridge (or on your counter if its not too fucking hot in your place) overnight or for at least 10 hours. In the morning, strain that shit using a mesh strainer. You know, the ones that look like a screen door. If you have the time, strain one more time through a paper coffee filter to get out the last of the grounds (or don’t and just deal with a couple rogue grounds in your drink). Serve over ice and with some almond milk if that’s your thing.
Makes about 3 ½ cups of coffee (triple this recipe and keep the extra in the fridge all week)
(credit: www.thugkitchen.com)

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